The Republican field is starting to look like a bad heist movie. In the lead role, we have Romney as the handsome one who has a romantic past with the hot female con artist, played by Michelle Bachman. Herman Cain gets the Don Cheadle role, for obvious reasons. Newt Gingrich is the seasoned criminal they coax out of retirement for one last job. Rick Santorum is the dim bulb who's there for comic relief and gets shot in the ass during the nearly botched getaway. John Huntsman is the producer's son who's trying to break into acting and got cast in a bit part as the driver of the getaway car. Ron Paul is the old time safe cracker. And Rick Perry's just a cracker, period.