A Day in the ADD Life

So I leave Trader Joe's with my bags and go to my car. Only... it's not my car because there's an ornate silvery frame around the license plate. Confused, I look in to make sure and see a giant bottle of Evian water in the passenger seat. Definitely not my car. Just then the owner arrives, sees me peering into her car and walking away. "Can't find your car?" she teases. I shake my head no, and then I remember that I was driving my husband's car, not mine, and I see that it is parked RIGHT NEXT to this lady's. Which I am too embarrassed to explain because she will think I am nuts. So I proceed to wander around the parking lot as aimlessly as I can until she has safely driven away