Relax...God is in charge.

That's what the bumper sticker on the car in front of me said.  

I find nothing relaxing about the notion that God is in charge. I live in Northern California, where God's handiwork includes earthquakes, mudslides, fire storms and, depending where the big one hits, the potential for our very own tsunami. And if that's all too macro for you, there's always cancer and heart disease.