Mumbai

More lethal Islamic wack job shenanigans. What a way to celebrate Thanksgiving. Yes, I am thankful I was not born female in a Muslim country, can speak my mind with impunity and still have all my lady bits. My husband has an interesting theory which my friend thinks would make a dandy Saturday Night Live skit: The 72 virgins are all dogs. That's why they're virgins. Bummer, Mahmoud. Your heavenly bride Snaggletooth has more facial hair than you do. No wonder the Koran says it's OK to drink in Paradise.